“二战”时期,盟军要实(🥇)施安奇奥登陆计(🌰)划(🃏),迫于对一门叫安(🤢)奇(🤴)奥大炮的超级(jí )武器的忌惮,要派(🗼)两个精(jīng )锐特工去摧毁(⏬)这门(mén )大炮(🌗),结果(📼)两个傻逼被派了去(qù ),最后经(jīng )过一连串搞(gǎo )笑(xiào )事件,阴差阳错的(de )最(zuì )后(hòu )(🛺)完成(🎿)了(le )(🎫)任务(🗑)。 片段(😻)一:德(🚑)国人(rén )在北非布置(zhì )了(🔊)一个陷阱,准(🧚)备了(le )一幅(fú )假(jiǎ )(📯)的防御工事(shì )地(dì )图让这二个(gè )士(🌊)兵带回(🥔)去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走了真(zhēn )的地图,最终(zhōng )赢(yíng )得了战(zhàn )役(yì )。 (🧤)片段二:他们(men )化装成(⛳)管(guǎn )道工潜(qián )入(rù )德(dé )军(jun1 )在(🚴)意大利的司令部,给他们卫生间的管道修得(dé )乱(🚗)七八糟,把将军淋了(le )个落(👪)汤(🥋)鸡。将(jiāng )军(💅)去换衣服,拉(lā )开(kāi )(😝)抽屉(🏒)发现一(yī )套(🐡)新的军服,于(🤥)是洗头洗脸准(zhǔn )备换上(👵)新军服的时(🍽)候闭着(zhe )(🏴)眼把脸(🔎)盆里的(de )脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子旁边有一个废(fèi )水桶)。那个将军(jun1 )是(🐂)最主(zhǔ )要的一个配角,很(hěn )有意思。到影片结束前1分(🈺)钟,都(🔮)没有(🈳)一(🐈)句(🔬)台(🍯)词(🔍)。最(💕)后(🈂)说(🚪)了一句(jù )“谢谢”。 片段三:德军有一(yī )门(mén )超(chāo )(📯)级大炮俯视着联军将要登陆(🎆)的海滩。这二个士兵(😼)居(🔮)然(rán )化装成希(🏁)特(🍏)勒(😻)和(♈)随从,去视察大炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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